May 2011
“Donald Trump recently said he has a great relationship with the blacks. Unless the blacks are a family of white people, I think he’s mistaken.”
—Seth Meyers (via pantslessprogressive)
“Mr President, if your hair gets any whiter, the Tea Party is going to endorse it.”
—Seth Meyers, WH Correspondents Dinner (via brooklynmutt)
So I just put together a dinner consisting of scrambled eggs, frozen brocolli, and a cheese sauce that I made using butter, milk, and american cheese singles.
Well, you can tell that I’m trying to clean out the fridge.
But that doesn’t make it any less delicious.
April 2011
“Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.”
—Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings (via phillip-gallagher)
Oh my god so tired.
Two more exams, that’s it.
3-5pm, and I’m done.
I am so tired.
So, so tired.
Caffeine isn’t even helping.
I just want to finish so that I can come back to my room and sleep forever.
SO
TIRED
except that I still have to pack everything because I’m going home tomorrow
“An artificial appropriation of different styles from different eras, the hipster represents the end of Western civilization – a culture lost in the superficiality of its past and unable to create any new meaning. Not only is it unsustainable, it is suicidal. While previous youth movements have challenged the dysfunction and decadence of their elders, today we have the “hipster” – a youth subculture that mirrors the doomed shallowness of mainstream society.”
—Douglas Haddow, Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization (via nyangel)
“In 1965, the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. described how the strategy of separating people with common financial interests by agitating their racial differences was used against the populist movement at the turn of the century, explaining that “the Southern aristocracy took the world and gave the poor white man Jim Crow.” He continued that Jim Crow was “a psychological bird that told him that no matter how bad off he was, at least he was a white man, better than the black man.” He called this “their last outpost of psychological oblivion.” But the right, with a new boost of energy from Trump, is reaching for new frontiers. The language and methodology are different, but the goal is the same: to deny, invalidate and subjugate, to distract from real issues with false divisions.”
—Charles M. Blow (via azspot)
DONE WITH MATH FOREVERRRRRRRRRR
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
going to club lib!!1!1!!!~ gonna check out some reading materialz~
People actually say that? Gagging
I know, right?!
People are dumb.
