March 2012
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jessiegold:
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
Pretty sure I have a chameleon and I would know if she was on me. lololol
just sayin’
that’s it
that’s the joke
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
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“Over just the last year 41 states have cut spending for public higher education....”
– Robert Reich: Stop Starving Public Universities and Shrinking the Middle Class (via pantslessprogressive)
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ajjizom replied to your post: I took the elevator downstairs to go get my…
ha
you are a bully
I took the elevator downstairs to go get my laundry and when I got back to the elevator less than 5 minutes later it was broken so I just had to haul a giant basket of laundry up five flights of outdoor stairs and it was not pleasant
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I just want spring break to come right now because I am losing my mind :[
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I didn’t get to ruin Steven’s video by texting him in the middle of it :[
also I burned my hand when I was washing dishes earlier and then again just now on a button when I pulled my jeans out of the dryer :[[[
I HAVE TO WRITE FIVE FEATURE STORIES AND REWRITE A PAPER AND CRAM FOR A TEST THAT I HAVE AT 9:30 TOMORROW MORNING AND I WANT TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
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triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
everets:
when did this
become hooter than this
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February 2012
got more sunburn at Bull Market today :[[[
and my hair is fading like crazy :[[[
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Bulls for Obama will be at Bull Market today registering people to vote!
If you or anyone you know isn’t registered to vote (regardless of your political affiliation!), then stop by; it only takes a few minutes!
If you’re already registered, then show your support for President Obama by signing an “I’m In” card!
We’ll be happy to see you :]
the-goddamn-batmanny:
tunnnelsnakesrule:
COME TO THE ATHEISM CONVENTION
LET US CELEBRATE OUR NON-BELIEF
JOIN US AT NOON WHEN WE GIVE OUR THANKS….TO NOTHING
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“Sadly the propaganda campaign launched in the 1960s has taken root. The radical...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, writing in his 2005 book It Takes A Family, essentially saying that women have no role in the workplace.
They’re just good for heterosexual sex, making babies and cleaning up the house, right, Rick?
Amazingly, about half of half of the country is...
remember those good days when we all thought that there was no way Rick Santorum would ever be the front-runner
gulpereel:
yodo
you only die once
(unless you’re a cat)
gulpereel:
today in my drawing class, my friend proposed an idea for our next assignment;
she bought this newspaper thing at the gas station for $1 that was called BUSTED! and was pages full of mugshots from people who were arrested in Volusia county this month.
She suggested that everyone take a page and draw portraits from it (which was an awesome idea btw because the mugshots were fucking...
doctordude:
down with the clown is kind of a weird phrase too because I don’t like clowns and ‘the clown’ sounds like a huge overlord clown and that’s not something I really would like to ever encounter
or really be down with
the fog is so thick right now that when I look out the window I can’t even see the parking lot 5 stories down
jesus
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why....”
– Stephen Fry (via eatyourpie)
Stephen Fry is a wonderful person.
(via going-to-scranton)
juchepresident:
ponywithafez:
juchepresident:
i hope rick santorum goes over to his best friend’s house to play mario kart 64 but his friend won’t let him play as player 1 and makes him play on the crappy controller with sticky buttons and against all odds rick is ahead on the third lap of rainbow road and about to pull off a major upset victory when in the last three seconds of the race his...
pegasuscop:
I have this problem where I want to eat unhealthy food all the time forever
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HOLY SHIT GAME OF THRONES JUST GOT SO INTENSE
btw I just finished episode 7 so no spoilers please
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via ithedivine)
RNC: here is our nominee
obama: *laughs all the way into a landslide victory and second term*
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ajjizom replied to your photo: does this outfit look good or no
yes u look gr9
aww thank you :3
even though I wore it all day I was sleeping most of the time so I am just going to wear it again on Thursday and hope that it is not windy out
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gulpereel replied to your post: I was ready to go to class at 9:30am took a nap…
THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME BEFPRE
this is bad because I feel like I won’t be able to go to sleep tonight and I already emailed my professors but I had stuff due in two of my classes today, that’s why I stayed up in the first place! :[