MAPLEDAPLE

if listening to One Direction on repeat got me through writing my 12 page paper then it can get me through this

I have like 3 paragraphs written for my paper that’s due tomorrow

it’s supposed to be 3 pages

nom-chompsky:

i think its gonna be weird to watch prometheus without that rhythmic shrieking from the commercials in the background

buttsen:

you are one in seven billion
on a planet that is one of nine
in a solar system that is one of many
in a universe that is infinitely vast
and infinitely beautiful 

amonsteraday:

That moment in the SVU credits when they all turn to look at the camera like “Get off your couch and stop watching SVU, how many episodes is this now.”

vondell-swain:

he was a soulja boy, she said see you loulja boy

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

oh my god I cannot fucking stand it when people act all high-and-mighty about anything but it’s so much fucking worse when they’re badmouthing my school just because they think that they’re smarter than everyone else

a choice quotation from the USF tag:

I truly believed college would be a lovely learning experience but it’s a rarity if I learn something new or something of real use. I thought college would really prepare me for the real world- news flash bitch: college is waste of time at least it is at USF.

hey

newsflash

you’re going to college for a reason

you’re not a genius and you don’t know everything

omg fuck off and get over yourself jesus christ

buttgenie:

i hate reading fantastic books because when i look forward to getting ahead in the story and i get completely emotionally attached to the characters i rely so much on that book because it makes me so happy and i just love it A LOT 

AND THEN SOMETHING AWFUL HAPPENS OR IT ENDS AND I CANNOT GET THAT FEELINGS BACK EVER AGAIN WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF

aleium:

schakerin:

whitegirlblogger:

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